New dog

David has a new dog...he got it for his birthday...
And today he thought:
"Life is harder now that we have a dog...."

Marriage

-Mom, I want to be a dad....I am going to find a girl to be my wife...

-David, do you know that women are expensive???

-But I have money, don't you remember?? I have 167$ saved for that big Star Wars spaceship...I won't need it...I have enough money for a wife...

Death

This is an old one...about one year ago...he was 5 ...
So...We had some friends over for a couple of weeks and he was so happy about it...
One night we read about Earth and Sun...
The fact that the Sun is a star, and all stars die...and when they die, they burn all the planents around them...
-Mom, but when our Sun will die, where will we go??
-Oh...don't worry, our Sun still have a long life, and we will be long dead before that...
-We will die???
-Of course...it takes hundreds of year for our sun.....
-What?? Am I going to die???
-All living things die...and so do mommy and daddy, and finnaly in many, many years...about one hundred you will die...
David begins to cry....
-But I don't want to die....I am afraid to die!!!!!
I am surprised by his reaction and don't know what to say....quickly I find something
-David, first mommy and daddy are going to be old, and we are going to die , then you will be grown up, and you will habe kids, grandkids....grand-grandkids...and after that you might die...
-That's why C. (our guest) is here?? Because you are ging to die, and she will take care of me???

The Helper

Today I am in great shape!!! I am going to help daddy fix the fence...

-Dad, if you can't do it, I'm taking over, ok???

And...yes...he did...

I can ride my bike

This is how I do things: it takes me a while to get there, but when I'm there, nothing could stop me.

My mom thought (yeah...that's my mom - pushy) that I am too old for my training wheels, and she began to be worried that I'll never learn how to ride my bike without them.

So...I was't "too old" at 5 years and 10 months old...and that was certainly the last thing on my mind!!! But...just to please her - she bothered a lot buying me a new bike (pretending that the old one was not good for balance) - I tried.

At first I wanted to quit...it was not easy, and because I value my brains and everyting that is up there, I was afraid of falling and hurting myself. But...you can't just quit with a mom like mine's...

So...I was back on the saddle!!!!

And...yeah....you need some brains to learn how to ride your bike without training wheels!!!! And I thing that was my rescue!!!

In a couple of hours I was the master of riding my bike: I could start going by myself, I could stop by myself, I coud take turns!!!!

Oau...it feels so good now!!!!!

And here I am, riding as a pro on a "bumpy" road!!!!

Forgive me...

House of God....

My mom is wondering what I was thinking about...

Six

I am six!!!!

What can I do at six that I couldn't do at five????

Well...I know...I know...I have more words!!!!

Hole in pants

Today we tried a pair of old jeans...
-They don't fit anymore...don't you have another ones???
David brings another pair...new ones and he puts them on...but...a small hole at knee level shows off mocking at us.
-David, this jeans are new, how come you managed to poke a hole in them??
-I don't remeber...:(...I can't wear them like that!!!!
-Yes, you'll have to, you don;t have another pair...
-But I CAN'T wear them!!!
-Why not?? It's just a litte hole, and they look fashionable!!!
-Well...but what if a wind is blowing and I'll be bery very cold, because it can come through my hole directly to my feet????