About death

The guy on the red rectangle is dead...he has blood all over...

Our blood is red, but sometimes can be green and blue (I saw it at the box matches)...not only he lays in blood, but some of it came from the sky...

-Why???

-Because it was lightning...but that was not what killed the man...

-But what did???

-Did you see the other people?? That are standing up??

-The ones with no hands you mean???

-Yeah...haha...They are all friends, but the little one (the baby) who, by the way, is very fast (you want to see how fast???), and can shoot very well...he killed the man...

-But they all look so happy....why???

-Because the dead man is happy, so they are happy too...And in the end they all died (except the little one who is still alive), they got struck by lightning!!!

-What do you know about death????

-You are just dead...and you can't see your friends anymore...

-But then you should be sad, shouldn't you??

-Well...why??? You can make new ones....

Facts about Aliens

-Aliens don't exist in real life, do they???
-Nobody knows...they could bo somewhere in the Univers...we are not sure if there is life on another planet similar to Earth...
-I know there is no planet like Earth...so aliens are just made-up...think about it...where did you ever saw a human with a big head and huge eyes??? They are not real!!!!!
And how can they talk??? And walk??? And travel??? Do they have gas stations?? And police??
I don't think so!!!!!! Do you???
Are they mammals?? Or amphibians??? What are they eating?? Food like us? Do they get sick??
It't too complicated...so...they are only imagination!!!!!!

About funniesness

You know...it's good to be funny...
I like being funny..but not all the time...
If you are funny all the time, people will laugh at you, and they won't want to play with you...