Stupid

I am not sure why I only tell the "not very good" deeds for David...
But there it is:

I just wanted to let you know that the reason David is on yellow today is that, at PE, he was not talking nice to his teammates and he called them “idiots”. He lost 5 minutes of free time and I put him on yellow. He told the truth when I asked him about it and I explained that he can’t talk to people that way.

Thank you

This is the email that I've got from his teacher today...
So I asked him at home what had happened and he said:
We were playing a race in teams...so my team was very very slow...I wanted us to win so I shouted at them:
-Run faster, you idiots!!!!!

Respect Authority

David got the second report card in 1st grade...
So, he has vrey high grades....but....not very good in social skills...
For respects authority he got suficient....(i forgot to mention that he is not in montessori anymore...)
-David, you need to respect your teacher, and try to listen to her...so you can improve your grades in social skills...
-It is not that I am not respecting her...but I konw what I have to do...I don't need her to tell me

One place at a time

-Why can't a person be in more places at a time????

Swim

I will be the best swimmer!!!!

All summer in the pool...hm...water is like my second house!!!!

Kiss on the Beach

Rebecca&David
-David, you know that you are my boyfriend right?
-I am?
-Yes, beacause you kissed me on the beach!!! Remember?
-Nope....

Seconds

David and Rebecca in the car:
-David, are you afraid of rattle snakes??
-No...I am not afraid at all
-I am so happy...because I am really afraid...and if I see one, I will need someone to protect me!!!
-I am not affraid of rattle snakes...but I am scared if they bite me
-Since you are so brave, can you defend me when we will meet one??
-Well, I can...but only for 1000 seconds...then I wll have to run...cause I've told you...even me I am scared if they bite!!!

Beauty

David's concept:

-Why do men need their hair on the legs and women don't???

Step mother

-Mom, I am so happy that I don't have a step mother!!! (and just for reasurance: "You are not my stepmom, are you???") You know Hansel and Gretel how sad they were with thei mom being a stepmom....

-Do you know what stepmother is???

-Well...a mom that is not very nice and kind???

-Not necessary...she can be nice...Look...if me and daddy won't like eachother one day, we can divorce (or separate) and we can find other parteners and marry them...and they will be either stepmom or stepdad!!!!

-Uf....I am very lucky indeed that you are not my stepmom and dad is not my stepdad!!!!

The Tree House

That is a tree house (or more) and steps so you can go up and slides so you can get down!!!

Quater

Today David earned a quater...
-Where did you get the money David??
-I've earned it!!!
-How??
--I've cleaned my friend's shirt, who's 7 by the way, and he gave me a quater...he had so many...!!!!!

Carnivore

Dad gives David a piece of the lamb to taste...
-This is so yummy!!!! I love it!!! You want to know why I love it so much????
-Why??
-Because I am vrei carnivore!!!!!

The Sun

-You don't want to get smaller, don't you??? And you know why?? Because you are going to run out of time...the sun is getting bigger and it will eventually die...and that means we will die too!!!
-Well, maybe we won't die...maybe we'll find a way to live...
-I know....we can build a space ship and travel to another planet...But...wait...all the planets will be burned by the sun...Hmmm....I know....we can go to another solar system and find a younger sun...and other planet with life....can we???

Very musical

And once more...he likes to play the piano...

Here, he plays with his teacher at 4 hands....after 3 months of lessons...

Swimming

Of course...he looooves water!!!!

He is a good swimmer too, but doesn't want to race of fear of not winning every time...

No matter what he is playing (tenis, ps 3 with daddy, monopoly...) he HAS to WIN EVERY TIME!!!!

Sometimes I wonder if all the 6 years old are like that, or only mine!!!!

Love

-What is love???
-Love is when you care so much for a person that most of the action you do are related to that person...
-Hm...but at what age can you love??? I mean...I don't love any of the girls in my class like al the other boys do...
-You are to young (and your friends too) to feel love for somebody else than mommy and daddy (me modest, ha???). It is such a big feeling, that even the grown ups sometimes cannot understant...When you will be old enough you'll know when you've mastered this feeling....and you will love a gril....and she will love you....
-(David very certain)...or a boy...
-Oh...no...Boys can love grils...and girls boys....
-Why is that??? Who sais it is wrong for a boy to love another boy??? :D
(and i've changed subject...had no answer...)

How Things work

By David

New dog

David has a new dog...he got it for his birthday...
And today he thought:
"Life is harder now that we have a dog...."

Marriage

-Mom, I want to be a dad....I am going to find a girl to be my wife...

-David, do you know that women are expensive???

-But I have money, don't you remember?? I have 167$ saved for that big Star Wars spaceship...I won't need it...I have enough money for a wife...

Death

This is an old one...about one year ago...he was 5 ...
So...We had some friends over for a couple of weeks and he was so happy about it...
One night we read about Earth and Sun...
The fact that the Sun is a star, and all stars die...and when they die, they burn all the planents around them...
-Mom, but when our Sun will die, where will we go??
-Oh...don't worry, our Sun still have a long life, and we will be long dead before that...
-We will die???
-Of course...it takes hundreds of year for our sun.....
-What?? Am I going to die???
-All living things die...and so do mommy and daddy, and finnaly in many, many years...about one hundred you will die...
David begins to cry....
-But I don't want to die....I am afraid to die!!!!!
I am surprised by his reaction and don't know what to say....quickly I find something
-David, first mommy and daddy are going to be old, and we are going to die , then you will be grown up, and you will habe kids, grandkids....grand-grandkids...and after that you might die...
-That's why C. (our guest) is here?? Because you are ging to die, and she will take care of me???

The Helper

Today I am in great shape!!! I am going to help daddy fix the fence...

-Dad, if you can't do it, I'm taking over, ok???

And...yes...he did...

I can ride my bike

This is how I do things: it takes me a while to get there, but when I'm there, nothing could stop me.

My mom thought (yeah...that's my mom - pushy) that I am too old for my training wheels, and she began to be worried that I'll never learn how to ride my bike without them.

So...I was't "too old" at 5 years and 10 months old...and that was certainly the last thing on my mind!!! But...just to please her - she bothered a lot buying me a new bike (pretending that the old one was not good for balance) - I tried.

At first I wanted to quit...it was not easy, and because I value my brains and everyting that is up there, I was afraid of falling and hurting myself. But...you can't just quit with a mom like mine's...

So...I was back on the saddle!!!!

And...yeah....you need some brains to learn how to ride your bike without training wheels!!!! And I thing that was my rescue!!!

In a couple of hours I was the master of riding my bike: I could start going by myself, I could stop by myself, I coud take turns!!!!

Oau...it feels so good now!!!!!

And here I am, riding as a pro on a "bumpy" road!!!!

Forgive me...

House of God....

My mom is wondering what I was thinking about...

Six

I am six!!!!

What can I do at six that I couldn't do at five????

Well...I know...I know...I have more words!!!!

Hole in pants

Today we tried a pair of old jeans...
-They don't fit anymore...don't you have another ones???
David brings another pair...new ones and he puts them on...but...a small hole at knee level shows off mocking at us.
-David, this jeans are new, how come you managed to poke a hole in them??
-I don't remeber...:(...I can't wear them like that!!!!
-Yes, you'll have to, you don;t have another pair...
-But I CAN'T wear them!!!
-Why not?? It's just a litte hole, and they look fashionable!!!
-Well...but what if a wind is blowing and I'll be bery very cold, because it can come through my hole directly to my feet????

Shells

Are they alive??

How do they swim?

Do they breathe air?

What do they eat?

How big they will grow??

Multiply in kindergarden

If you think you can do it, you can!!!!!

Multiplying with the help of montessori...

The pet

I am helping David come down from the bed, and I am holding his hand:
-"You don't have to hold my hand and walk me like a dog!!!!", he said angry!!!!

First prize won in a kindergarden contest

"I am a very happy child and I am thankfull for the sun and the moon, the stars, the space and the earth. I am thankful for the dad and mom. I amthankful for myself to be on this planet and I am everyones friend. David"

David's first wage :D $10 in a Barnes&Noble gift card.

He won 1st prize in a kindergarden contest!!!

What is it??

If you knew me, you would know exactly what i draw....

Can you guess???

Sensitive

-I am alergic...(David)
-Alergic to what?? I didn't knew you have allergies....
-I am allergic to the work "lazy"...if you say I am lazy, i get allergic to the word...so please don't say it!!!