Kiss on the Beach

Rebecca&David
-David, you know that you are my boyfriend right?
-I am?
-Yes, beacause you kissed me on the beach!!! Remember?
-Nope....

Seconds

David and Rebecca in the car:
-David, are you afraid of rattle snakes??
-No...I am not afraid at all
-I am so happy...because I am really afraid...and if I see one, I will need someone to protect me!!!
-I am not affraid of rattle snakes...but I am scared if they bite me
-Since you are so brave, can you defend me when we will meet one??
-Well, I can...but only for 1000 seconds...then I wll have to run...cause I've told you...even me I am scared if they bite!!!

Beauty

David's concept:

-Why do men need their hair on the legs and women don't???

Step mother

-Mom, I am so happy that I don't have a step mother!!! (and just for reasurance: "You are not my stepmom, are you???") You know Hansel and Gretel how sad they were with thei mom being a stepmom....

-Do you know what stepmother is???

-Well...a mom that is not very nice and kind???

-Not necessary...she can be nice...Look...if me and daddy won't like eachother one day, we can divorce (or separate) and we can find other parteners and marry them...and they will be either stepmom or stepdad!!!!

-Uf....I am very lucky indeed that you are not my stepmom and dad is not my stepdad!!!!